About me

Gender	Female
Location	TX, United States
Introduction	I am a Christian. If you now think I'm a fundie religious nut and leave, you will miss out on the funny. Sux to be you. I am the queen of misnomers. Sounds stately, I know. But it just means I'm mostly a buffoon. I have a fear of highway flyover ramps. Specifically, that they will collapse under me when I'm 300 ft. in the air. If I use them, I'm praying to not get stuck behind an overloaded 18-wheeler, and heaving a sigh of relief when my car "clunk-clunks" over the first section where I think a fall might be survivable. So, the main evacuation route out of Austin isn't for me. On the plus side, see last item below.* I have no filter between what I think and what I say. I can't spell. Senorita Monkeyshines loves to catch me. I take everything personally - It's not you. It's me. I don't trust tap water. I wonder if I'd want to survive a collapse of society as we know it. (I still have the survival kit I threw together for Y2K, but I have no real plan*. Plus, I already ate all the peanut butter).