Special Sauce

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About me

Occupation Office Grunt
Location Pennsylvania
Introduction New mom, blogging to maintain sanity. Oh. And I swear. A lot. If you're easily offended, mosey on along. Disclaimer required by employer: my blathering in no way represents the opinion of my employer- "A big building with lots of people in it." If I tell a story, it's not about you unless I mention you by name. Even if you think you recognize yourself, it's not actually you. I likely didn't have you as a patient, and even if I did, what gives you the right to get all Carly Simon about a random blog post?
Interests Global Domination, Knitting, Mac & Cheese, Felines, Making Cohorts Shoot Beverages Through Their Nostrils, Bruce Campbell, Cheddar Theater, The All Mighty Senators, Harlan Ellison, Hunter S. Thompson, Television Without Pity, Sewing, MST3K, K. Hepburn, Laurie Notaro, Alton Brown, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Something Positive, The Pittsburgh Steelers, Caffiene
Favorite Movies Desk Set, Bubba Ho Tep, High Fidelity, Office Space, Clerks, Army of Darkness, Zillions more-
Favorite Music Hank III, All Mighty Senators, Beastie Boys, Johnny Cash, June Carter Cash, Hank Williams, Allman Brothers, Rolling Stones, Etta James, Aretha Franklin, Stevie Ray Vaughan
Favorite Books Fear and Loathing On the Campaign Trail '72, The Glass Teat, Things You Must Be Told, The Idiot Girl's Action Adventure Club, Lamb, I'm Just Here For The Food

If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

A bib with a red person, & a mickey-mouse loincloth, same as I wear to dinner now. (Explaining the dearth of second dates I get asked out on.)