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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Stay At Home Dad |
| Location | Suburbia, Texas |
| Interests | Gardening, Cooking, Nursing |
| Favorite movies | Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Oklahoma, Giant |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Useless, Thanks for the vomiting rooster. I shall think of you each morning as he spews sticky, brown yuck onto my breakfast!