Chris P Pancake
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Dog-Catcher for the local Chinese Take-Away |
| Location | Tallaght, Dublin, Ireland |
| Introduction | I live alone in a cardboard box in the carpark of The Square shopping centre. (Near Argos) |
| Interests | Blowing up stuff, Exhaling, Sex-Dolls |
| Favorite Movies | Slade In Flames, Bubble-butt Cheerleaders, Mr. Bean's Vacation |
| Favorite Music | Anything by Rico Fabrico And His Synchronised Muff-Diving Quintet |
| Favorite Books | Children's Allowance Book, How To Fake Injury And Claim A Fortune by Dr. Grunt |