Chris
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | I am a college student with no clue about my future career, but for now I pretend to be a philosopher and I enjoy (attempt) to write. |
| Interests | Politics, Philosophy, Theology, Religion, Writing, Poetry, Music, Sports, Movies, Books |
| Favorite books | Blue Like Jazz |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
My dearest and most valued aunt, I would like to send my gratitude and love along with the enclosed gift certificate for a free brain scan. I have, through unnamed sources, come into possession of information that leads me to believe you may have a few screws loose. Sincerely, Your beloved nephew