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Occupation Uber Misanthropic Amanuensis
Location Eville, Canada
Introduction Reluctant Earth rapist, misanthrope, overprotective mother, and not quite as liberal as I wish I was.I get most of my news information through or BBC Online because I don't trust the propaganda most mainstream channels try to pass off as truth. My dream job would involve reading, getting more tattoos and dying my hair blue. Alas and alack, I haven't yet found a paid position that affords said traits. I'm always tired and love to travel on trains because the best, deepest, most comfortable sleeps I've had in my life were on the Eurostar and on the train from Paris to Amsterdam. Smoking cars kick ass! Favourite words: soubriquet, amanuensis, chimeric, facetiae, flivver, hirsute, pugilist, galoshes, fusty, misanthropic, flaneur, conundrum and bilious
Interests air, amsterdam, beta band, bettie page, black dice, brian eno, bulgakov, christopher lee, christopher moore, coil, crispin glover, current 93, dali, david bowie, david byrne, dead can dance, dostoyevski, douglas adams, douglas coupland, egon schiele, einsturzende neubauten, firefly, freur, frida kahlo, george rr martin, graven images of dog, haiku, henry miller, jeanette winterson, jonty hearndon, kahil gibrahn, killing joke, kindness through honesty, kurt vonnegut, laibach, laurie anderson, learning new stuff (anything), live classical music, malcolm kaksois, mark ryden, ministry, museums, my boyfriend, negativland, p.i.l., peter gabriel, philip k dick, picasso, pigface, psychic tv, reading, robert asprin, robert heinlen, robertson davies, salman rushdie, science fiction, sigur ros, skinny puppy, smoking, sol invictus, tamara delempicka, tattoos, terry gilliam, test dept., the cranes, the new dr. who, the number 23, the pre-raphaelites, the residents, the swans, throat singing, throbbing gristle, timothy findley, travelling by train, turbonegro, used book stores, van gogh, wendy (nee walter) carlos, william gibson, word rapists, xena warrior princess, xtc, yo yo ma
Favorite Movies The ORIGINAL Wicker Man, Amelie, Serenity, Minotaur, Road to La Mancha, anything by Theo Van Gogh, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Howl's Moving Castle, The Corporation, Evil Dead I&II, Army of Darkness, Hellraiser, The Princess Bride, Wizards, Kung Fu Hustle, Sin City, El Topo, X-Men 1, 2&3, A Very Long Engagement, Land of the Dead, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Dead Alive, LOTR 1, 2&3, Hellboy, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Empire Strikes Back, Othello, Cronos, Doom Generation (Rose McGowan's breasts are perfect!)
Favorite Music Sigur Ros, The Residents, Freur, Black Dice, Sol Invictus, Beta Band, Malcolm Kaksois, Air, Wendy (nee Walter) Carlos, Turbonegro, Ministry, Brian Eno, The Cranes, Throbbing Gristle, Test Dept., Peter Gabriel, Pigface, XTC, Killing Joke, Gary Numan, Yo Yo Ma, Dead Can Dance, Einsturzende Neubauten, Skinny Puppy, David Byrne, Laibach, David Bowie, Laurie Anderson, Current 93, Psychic TV, Coil, Negativland, P.I.L., Natacha Atlas, Sheila Chandra
Favorite Books 1. The Moor's Last Sigh - Rushdie 2. Stranger in a Strange Land - Heinlen 3. Women in Love - Lawrence 4. Bridge to Terabithia - Paterson 4.5 ('cause I can't get rid of any of my other favourites, but I really dig this book) Cosmic Trigger - Robert Anton Wilson 5. The Idiot - Dostoyevski 6. Master and Margarita - Bulgakov 7. LOTR Trilogy - Tolkein 8. Rebel Angels - Robertson Davies 9. Blindness - Saramago 10. Bluebeard - Vonnegut

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Giant Incredible Hulk water fountains!!!