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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Norfolk, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I like Lush soap, writing and sci-fi. |
| Interests | Writing. |
| Favorite movies | Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, RHPS, Drop Dead Fred, Night Watch, HP&PoA, Big Fish, Peter's Friends, Interview With The Vampire, Van Helsing, Mirrormask, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Spaceballs and Chicago. |
| Favorite music | Rammstein, Tchaikovsky, Def Leppard, Tatu, musicals, Depeche Mode, T. Rex, Billy Idol and various bits and pieces of glam rock and pop. |
| Favorite books | Authors: Ben Elton, JK Rowling, Roald Dahl, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Bram Stoker, Oscar Wilde and Sue Townsend. Playwrights: Shakespeare, Tom Stoppard, Samuel Beckett, Oscar Wilde, Joe Orton and Alan Bennett. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Castrate the goat with the slinky. The goat's bleats will be loud enough to attract the attention of anyone passing by. My apologies to the goat.