Gender	Female
Industry	Science
Occupation	Scientist
Location	Sacramento, CA, United States
Introduction	I somehow ended up with four dogs, all with Mafioso-themed names. I kind of like it. I also share my home with two cats. They are nice enough to let me live here.
Interests	Dog training, deoxyribonucleic acid, cryptograms and the quest for the perfect Margarita.
Favorite music	Cheesy 70's music. Anything played in department stores.
Favorite books	Dealing With People You Can't Stand

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Well, it doesn't affect my milkshake. Because, you see, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like "It's better than yours." Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I have to charge.