Atomic Dave
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Quality Tester for Trojan Condoms |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I have OCD, and enjoy combing my living room carpet after I vacuum so you can't see the tracks. I also enjoy cleaning my shower with a toothbrush. I'm cool like that. |
| Interests | Wasting your time by cluttering the internet with my never-ending stories of stupid shit for your entertainment. |
| Favorite movies | Anything with Freddie Prinze, Jr or the Olsen Twins |
| Favorite music | I listen to AM radio |
| Favorite books | anything with pictures |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
About a pound, the time that I was nailing the nurse on the beach in Key West, and she was giving me a rusty trombone and the tide came in and filled my back door full of sand and seaweed.