DieHard Disciple
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sentimentalist—Hallmark Divison |
| Location | Eternity, Heaven, Wallis & Futuna |
| Introduction | May you fear God... Or I'll kick you in the Face. |
| Interests | I love witnessing the girth of God’s greatness firsthand and frequent and repeatedly, Lovin' Jesus frequent and repeatedly, and voting Republican frequent and repeatedly. |
| Favorite movies | Anything on Godtube |
| Favorite music | "Jesus Take the Wheel" |
| Favorite books | B.I.B.L.E, thats the book for me. |