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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | badass |
| Location | Nacogdoches, Tx, United States |
| Favorite music | TOOL, APC, NIN, AIC, any band that can be acronymed, Slipknot, Blue October, Staind, Trivium, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Godsmack, Evanescence, Shinedown, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Evans Blue, Seether, Flaw, Collective Soul, Daughtry (shut up), AC/DC, Counting Crows, Revis, 10 years, a lot more. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt, I'm sorry my cock exploded and got sticky stuff all over your couch and in your hair. Also, thank you for the rooster-shaped maple syrup dispenser.