Theodore Huge
My blogs
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Lion Tamer |
| Location | Istar, Empire of Ergoth |
| Introduction | Even Ted Huge has standards. |
| Interests | Val Kilmer, The Waste Land, Schizophrenia, Trucks, Dinosaurs, Raistlin Majere, William Wordsworth's sister Dorothy, critters with stingers, artificial alphabets, the suspicious death of Agamemnon, Robot horses, Robot donkeys, cats with black belts in karate |
| Favorite movies | Films about redemption. |
| Favorite music | Crude atonal thumping |
| Favorite books | Dragons of Autumn Twilight, The Gates of Thorbardin, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Austerlitz, My Edens After Burns, Dragons of Spring Dawning, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Summers Completely Wasted |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
This item is meaningless to me. Find a way to read my mind about what I want.