Whitz

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Education
Occupation Chair Enthusiast
Location Madrid, The Land of the Lisp, Spain
Introduction A contemptible, legally vilating antipodean product of public education breaking away from the tight iron grip of Melbourne/Brisbane town, I choose to swap my cramped European-style confines for the real deal. Fair dinkum. With the best intentions of extenuating like an Aussie, I’ll fart like one, and re-offend those milling around somewhere cerca the Mediterranean coast; while teaching them English. I enjoy the odd stumble to work, offering my condolences to the less well-informed, grammatical binging, cultural conformity, moral bankruptcy, and I have weekend custody of my underpants drawer.
Interests imported beer brewed locally (Australia), Beer brewed anywhere else (España), hip hop, turntablism, large black disks, historical accounts of australiana, idiomas, slang, satire, ESL, Paella, literature, travel, caffeine, Tasmanian Loving, oppulence
Favorite Movies The Castle, the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Ray, Walk the Line, Drop Dead Fred, Patch Adams, Dead Poet Society, European Vacation
Favorite Music hiphop, breakbeat Soul/Funk, jazz
Favorite Books Tim Winton (Winto), Bryce Courtney, Terry Pratchett, James Paterson, Irvine Welsh, Roll Darle, Bill Bryson, Tim Kahill