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How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?

The same as I am now (5' 9" on warm days) because I never learned how to stand on my hands. Did you see that story recently about how the woman with the world's longest fingernails was in a car accident in Salt Lake City? How do you drive a car with three foot long nails? You'd have to sit in the backseat to change the radio station.