Benjamin
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Iowa, United States |
| Introduction | Ben lives somewhere in Iowa and time. He arrived wet, naked, and cold and it only got worse from there. He travels, he writes, and occasionally refers to himself in the third person. Baseball fanatic. Depending on whom you ask, his exploits are either legendary or completely fabricated, but always fun to hear. |
| Interests | writing, movies, travel, music, reading, making inane blog posts, sex when I don't have to beg for it. |
| Favorite movies | Office Space, Clerks, Schindler's List, Star Wars and its sequels and prequels, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, X2: X-Men United, Kill Bill, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Big Fish, Reservoir Dogs, Star Trek: First Contact, Pulp Fiction, Batman (1989), Braveheart, Shaun of the Dead, Serenity, Once, Into the Wild, 3:10 to Yuma, Transformers, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Spaceballs, Heavy Metal, Robocop, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra |
| Favorite music | Pearl Jam, Neil Young, KISS, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Minibosses, Megadeth, U2, The Smiths, The Clash, Radiohead, Sonic Youth, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, Slayer, Joe Satriani, Howard Shore, John Williams, Nirvana, Iron Maiden, Queen, The Frames, Rush, Wilco, Bear McCreary |
| Favorite books | Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, Big Fish by Daniel Wallace, The Secret History of Moscow by Ekaterina Sedia |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When the leader says "I call this raygun the 'Colonfolder.' Care for a demonstration?"