The Keesing Bandit
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
| Occupation | Good looking P.O. |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Though I am not gay, I do suffer from the same sexual orientation issues that the vast majority of north side men suffer from. Why eliminate almost half the population unnecessarily? |
| Interests | Starbucks, bathhouses, massages, primping my hair. Learning about everything. |
| Favorite Movies | Boys in the Sand, Brokeback Mountain |
| Favorite Music | Kenny G. Village People. Elton John. Barry Manilow. RIP--Peter Allen, Liberace, and Freddie Mercury. |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Hunter S. Thompson and Martha Stewart. |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When he says---Kees me you fool!!!!