Raptor Jesus
My blogs
| Introduction | I am the real savior of the world. I went extinct for everyone's sins around 160 million years ago and Satanosaurus has been trying to spread his lies that the earth is only 6000 years old. I should really do something about that, but part of me is just too lazy to care. |
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| Interests | I enjoy eating shit that seems to taste good. I like to see people who've offended my sensibilities burn forever in a metaphysical torture chamber because I'm petty. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything with that N that represents nudity. |
Could the "other" Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it? Because I sure could.