dustkey1

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Location The enlightened and sort-of-rational Northeast, United States
Introduction Author of such fictitious how-to books as; "How to Start Your Own Colombian Guerrilla Army in Just 90 Days", "From Grocery Bagger to Generalismo: How to Start Your Own Fascist Dictatorship", and "So You Wanna be a Douchbag". He is also the author of the beloved children's book "Why You're Not Pretty".