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Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	teacher
Location	United States
Introduction	The rants and observations of a 25 year old hot blonde trapped in the body of a 49 year old woman with cellulite, a double chin, and a severe case of smartassness.
Interests	my kids, Girls' Night Out, date night, traveling, laughing (ALOT), SHOPPING (though it does get me in trouble)
Favorite movies	grown women flicks (NOT sappy chick flicks) with lots of irony and humor
Favorite music	Call me weird, but I don't really listen to music. When I'm in the car, I like talk radio. When I'm at the gym, I like smut TV. When I'm alone (which is NEVER), I like complete silence!
Favorite books	I'm a realist so I prefer biographies and autobiographies. Some fiction is good as long as it is full of sarcasm and humor.

What would you name your ballet inspired by the sight of children leaping through a garden sprinkler?

Dance of the Garden Pissers