Anonymous Professor
| Occupation | Shitty Professor |
|---|---|
| Location | Northeasty, U.S. Outlying Islands |
| Introduction | I am... |
| Interests | Making my students miserable. Writing journal articles no one reads (or at least cites, according to the Social Science Citation Index) |
| Favorite movies | The Nutty Professor. That's right, the new one with Eddie Murphy. Best. Movie. Ever. |
| Favorite books | Confessions of a Mask |