garfieldrannoch

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Comedian
Location The Toon, United Kingdom
Interests whisky, beer, football, comedy, yer maw
Favorite Movies the blues brothers, the big lebowski, the good the bad the ugly, fargo, kind hearts and coronets, The Bridge on the River Kwai, the life of brian, the holy grail
Favorite Music pink floyd, hendrix, cream, the smiths, the stone roses, dire straits, bob marley, the beatles, bob dylan
Favorite Books catch 22, 1984, animal farm, the iliad, 100 years of solitude, just about anything from jeffrey deaver

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

Because they start nagging all the male lions.