marty

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Accounting
Occupation Beleagured accountant
Location Brooklyn, New York, United States
Introduction I attempt to find humor in every situation. If I were any more laid back I would be dead.
Interests Absolute Radio, Absolute Classic Rock, meeting Jewish women who can tolerate me, antagonizing my employer, acting, investing, participatory sports, travel, fine dining
Favorite Movies Animal House, Blazing Saddles, anything Hitchcock, The Marx Bros., weird independent art house films
Favorite Music anything played on Absolute Radio (www.absoluteradio.co.uk) or Absolute Classic Rock (www.absoluteclassicrock.co.uk) except for the song Changes by Kelly & Ozzy Osbourne which upon hearing causes me to become violent
Favorite Books I am an illiterate

Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?

I soiled the other ones. I will spare you the details how and why.