Lotus (Sarcastic Mom)

About me

Gender Female
Industry Internet
Occupation I do stuff. And things.
Location Austin, TX, United States
Introduction Survival Requires Humor. And Wine.
Interests Photography, Writing, Nature, Gardening, Food, Laughter, Music, Fitness
Favorite Movies Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Jerk, Pet Sematary, Raising Helen, Lord of the Rings (Trilogy), Elf, The Matrix, The Big Lebowski, The Three Amigos, Blow, Blazing Saddles, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite, What Dreams May Come, Zoolander
Favorite Music All of it.
Favorite Books Anything Stephen King, Unbearable Lightness of Being (Milan Kundera)

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

It doesn't matter, as they're always more mature than their "maned" counterparts.