Lotus (Sarcastic Mom)
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | I do stuff. And things. |
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
| Introduction | Survival Requires Humor. And Wine. |
| Interests | Photography, Writing, Nature, Gardening, Food, Laughter, Music, Fitness |
| Favorite movies | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Jerk, Pet Sematary, Raising Helen, Lord of the Rings (Trilogy), Elf, The Matrix, The Big Lebowski, The Three Amigos, Blow, Blazing Saddles, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite, What Dreams May Come, Zoolander |
| Favorite music | All of it. |
| Favorite books | Anything Stephen King, Unbearable Lightness of Being (Milan Kundera) |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
It doesn't matter, as they're always more mature than their "maned" counterparts.