Kim

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	Crap & Junk
Location	YourTown, US, United States
Introduction	Just some crazy old broad who loves to laugh. No, really. I started on MySpace in 2006 and have pretty much had it with their piss-poor blog editor, the censorship and the random deletions. I'm still over there and on Facebook, but I'm trying to escape from social networking.
Interests	Chocolate, being silly, anything my son is interested in, sensational murder trials, conspiracy theories, 80's hair bands, flavored coffee, astronomy, cheeseburgers, my 2 collies and a lab, flowers, stainless steel appliances, cheesey pick up lines, testing limits, over the top holiday decorating, asking for breast implants but not intending to get them, driving my husband crazy, asking silly questions, shiny things, THE Green Bay Packers
Favorite Movies	Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Clerks, Wedding Crashers, Airplane, Naked Gun, Anchorman, Waiting, Austin Powers, that movie where that guy did that thing that one time with those people.
Favorite Music	80's hair bands, anything that doesn't suck, not rap, old Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Violent Femmes, a bit of Kid Rock, classical music of all kinds, other shit. No, really.
Favorite Books	Anything by Terry Brooks, Helter Skelter, Lies My Teacher Told Me, anything by John Douglas, The Ultimate Evil, White House Inc. Employee Handbook

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

The better question is: What the fuck am I doing in a well with a goat and a slinky in the first place.