Gender	Male
Occupation	Jackass
Location	Dallas, Texas, United States
Introduction	Living and dying in three quarters time.
Interests	Photography, Golf, Football, Cooking, Humor, Baseball, Hockey, Cars, Supercross, Music, University of Alabama, sarcasm, the beach, Atlanta Braves, Beer, cars, motorcycles, guns, do-it-yourself, funny stories, sex, drugs, rock and roll, news, comedy, humor, sports, drinking, storytelling, writting, family, friends, SEC, photoshop
Favorite movies	Caddyshack, Basic, Top Gun, Airplane, Superbad, Smokey and the Bandit, Clerks, Office Space, The Jerk, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Amityville Horror, Monty Python, Cheech and Chong, Animal House
Favorite music	Van Halen, Rock, Blues, Country, Jazz, Classical, Progressive, some Hip-Hop, Jimmy Buffet
Favorite books	Do manuals count?

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

Blowtorch