Lonn
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Student of English |
| Location | Netherlands |
| Introduction | I'm a girl and I have one nose and two prominent elbows. What else? Coal tar fetishist, plushie whisperer, undead Captain of the Flying Dutchman, professional neurotic, renowned expert in the field of mouth corner surgery, hysterical ringmaster of the equally hysterical Circus of the Scarlet Syrup, 24/7 high on gas, and gay. Thoroughly. |

