Cyrus The Great
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Fashion Model, Professional Sleeper |
| Location | Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | Im an 8 yr old English Bulldog that loves anything that smells like garbage or Cheez-Its. Of course the 'rents wont let me have either of those delicious things bc I'm "working on my figure". Okay, okay... So, I'm a little lazy. What's the big deal?! Gimme a break...I mean, it's really tough to keep up these days. Especially with my obnoxious show off brother... He's a fancy pants Persian cat. He thinks he's really sumthin'. No sweat though 'cause I'm pretty famous on my block. I'm apparently in some book and on some well known bulldog info sites. I skateboarded back in my youth. You can check out the links and my old juvenile posts. I get a kick outta what a young pup I was when I first started bloggin'. |
| Interests | Sleeping, eating and fighting the war on obesity. |
| Favorite Movies | Any movie where babies are laughing or talking- so fascinating those little humans... Animal Planet's Shark Week is pretty rad... But the classical conditioning gives me a headache. Oh, so does Mob Wives... And anything on Bravo...makes me want to take a dirt nap... No, not a nap outside. My mom must love to torture me.... |
| Favorite Music | Eh, the 'rents pipe in classical music for me and my fancy feline bro to chillax to. Its quite soothing actually. Hey man, don't knock it till ya try it. |
| Favorite Books | I used to like to chew on my 'rents magazines 'cause they smell so darn good. Lately I've resorted to laying on/wallering/ and taking a nap on them given the opportunity. Carpe Diem dude. |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
A fart activated Cheez-It dispenser.