Rich Ristow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Adjunct Slave |
| Location | Brick, New Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | I was born in Bittburg, Germany, near an American Air Force Base. Since then, I have lived in other parts of Germany, as well as England, Bermuda, Belgium, the Netherlands, West Virginia, North Carolina, and New Jersey. I have BA (English) and MA (Education) from West Virginia University, and I also hold a MFA in Creative Writing from the University of North Carolina at Wilmington. Above all else, I think Slayer is particularly nifty. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Do you think SLAYER is nifty?
