the bulldog formerly known as bulldog.

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Chemicals
Occupation belgium and france
Location yes, lower saxony, Germany
Introduction I swear by almighty Hoff, that the lies I am about to tell, shall be the troof, the whole troof, and nuffink but the troof, so help me Hoff.
Interests Meaningless violence, "water boarding", "extraordinary-rendition", General Bulldoggery
Favorite Movies Goodfellas, casablanca, super-bad, Happy gilmore, withnail and I, the weekenders, does anyone ever read this stuff?
Favorite Music anything with a shit load of cow-bell, Louise Woodwood and the baby-shakers.
Favorite Books I was tortured by the pygmy love queen, How to write a "how to write" book, are women human? and other international dialogues, cheese problems solved, If you want closure in your relationship start with your legs, people who mattered in southend and beyond from king Canute to dr feelgood, drawing and painting of the undead, the exciting innovative years 1901-1952, Tiles of the unnexpected: a study of goemetric tile patterns on the london underground, squid recruitment dynamics, wooden head-gear of alaskan sea hunters, The Bible, (yeah that's likely).

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

Nope. they weren't doing science the day I went to school.