Mike
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | GOD |
| Location | Everywhere, ...and nowhere |
| Introduction | "My name is _______, I'm a longtime _____, I'm _____ years old, I work at _____ as a _______, and I haven't _____ a _____ since that time ____ _____ ago when I got really drunk and ____ a ____ _____ right in her nice well-rounded _____. Oh, and I'm a big fan of CIA-style redaction. Great, now you know everything about me." |
| Interests | I am prognosticator of the infinites, keeper of the secrets, and eater of souls...but mostly, just another unemployed atheist. My hobbies include mastering the universe, plotting violent overthrows of local governments, waiting for the apocalypse, and playing crackbaby racquetball. Y'know, the usual. |