Jess
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Zombie rights activist |
| Location | Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | I never know what to say in these bios. Why don't you make up some interesting stuff about me instead? And make it good. |
| Interests | Sleeping, sketching, cooking, people-watching |
| Favorite movies | The Producers, Night at the Museum, Watchmen, all things Monty Python, Despicable Me, Meet The Robinsons, Back to the Future (I, II, III), Repo! The Genetic Opera, Ironman, The Dark Knight, and some others that I cannot think of right now. |
| Favorite music | Sting, Disturbed, Rob Thomas, Outasight, Mika, Gorillaz, Jamie Cullum, Billy Joel, Big & Rich, Seal, 3 Doors Down, OneRepublic, Matchbox 20, Maroon 5, Santana, Nickelback, Weird Al Yankovic, but I'm really more of someone who likes things by song rather than artist. |
| Favorite books | Book of the Dead, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter series, 1984, The Egyptian Gods and Goddesses (basically a dictionary of Egyptian deities), Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography, any Calvin and Hobbes book, Catcher in the Rye, and that's all I can think of at the moment. |
What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
Because it is in accordance with the prophecy.