Malice Blackheart

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation Student
Location Canada
Introduction I write long rants and shitty poetry. I do not care what you think.
Interests English Literature, Creative Writing, Poetry, Prose, Theatre, Video Games, Dating, Rants, Atheism, Anti-Theism
Favorite Movies Back to the Future, The Crow, Vampire Hunter D, The Girl Next Door, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Casablanca, Pump Up The Volume, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Groundhog Day, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Favorite Music Classical, Alternative, Louder does not equal better
Favorite Books Slaughterhouse Five, Catch 22, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dracula, Frankenstein, East of Eden, Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones' Diary, Lord of the Rings, Paradise Lost, The Faerie Queene

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

Oh, Canada It’s so goddamn cold here! I’d shoot myself If we didn’t have beer! With guns and lies, We stole the land From men we killed with pox. Now with flabby thighs, Our government Pays us to stroke our cocks. God, kill us now There’s nothing else to do. Oh, Canada We’re lazy cows, so “moo.”