AnonyMOMous

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Gender	Female
Location	The land of sweet tea & peach cobbler., United States
Introduction	I am your friendly, self-deprecating, possibly tipsy, adult word using, in-house comic and smart*ss, otherwise known as Mommy. The two wrecking balls that keep my clothes covered in gunk of unknown origin are Monkey (loving, inquisitive & rowdy five year old son) and Bug (sweet, sassy & vocal three year old daughter). I'm married to TheYankee who has given me a couple rings, more than a couple wrinkles and the two wrecking balls. The wrecking balls have given me dark circles under my eyes, a wealth of funny anecdotes and an anxiety disorder where I google way too many things, but I digress. I am an AP-ish momma, hiding behind the black bar and trying to hold in my swearin until after bedtime. This blog is written after dark; consider yourself warned.