MouthGuard
| Occupation | This 'n that. Living in a van. By the river. |
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| Location | Remulak, "a small town in France..." |
| Introduction | If Edith Prickley mated with Lee Aaron, there I would be... Let's see: I push buttons. I occasionally worship Satan. I follow elaborate meatball soup recipes. I manage functionally insane individuals. I listen to music. I watch hockey games. I put Jo. Louis in the freezer to maintain their freshness. I model Mexican wrestling masks. I potty-trained my budgie. |
| Interests | Curious, eh? |
Who throws a cupcake, honestly?