About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	professional dogsbody
Location	Florida, United States
Introduction	I'm an average guy with an average life; a house, kid, dogs and wife. By day, I’m a professional desk-jockey, pining for retirement. By night, I'm Captain Domesticus, bringing order and cleanliness to a home of chaos. Life is a routine, prone to the mundane, and sometimes a guy just needs a break from things.