Viola
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | South East, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | My name is Viola Otley. I'm 20 years old, in the third and final of my degree, and hoping for a weird and wonderful time ahead. I live by the sea in the South East of England in a madhouse with two parents; two brothers; a labrador; a husky; a spaniel and a puppy; four ducks (Jemima, Donald, Moira and Frederick); four ducklings (Pierre, Daisy, Ginger and Lucky); three chickens - Scramble, Poacher and Boil -and a cockeral named Soldier, five horses, one foal, and one very grumpy shetland pony. Except when I am at university, when I live in a falling apart old hovel with four of my very best friends. Oh yeah, and I'm kinky. |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
There is a bald frog, who wears a wig to hide that he is bald. A bit like in the Witches. But the frog is scarier than the witches, because not only will he turn you into a mouse, he'll eat you too. So don't touch frogs. (See? It even has a moral. Practically Aesop, me.)