BertramWooster

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Gender Male
Occupation I'm a shepard
Location New York, New York, United States
Favorite Movies Braveheat, Dead Poets' Society, Boondock Saints, Dazed and Confused, Lilo and Stitch, Lord of the Rings, Coming to America, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank
Favorite Music The Clash, U2, Less Than Jake, Operation Ivy, Catch 22, Parka Kings
Favorite Books Moby Dick, This Side Of Paradise, The Floating Opera, White Noise, The Great Gatsby, Rise and Fall

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

What the hell happened to the rest of my clothes?