Kortnye

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Introduction I'm married and mom of a pre-schooler. I make a superb guacamole, or so I've been told since I don't eat the stuff. I hate mopping the floor and folding socks. I do an excellent impression of a can of Old Bay seasoning. The word "snack" makes my skin crawl. I get really excited to go to the library. To me, there is nothing in the world better than getting to a bed made with a fresh set of sheets. I'm kind of a grammar nerd at heart, but I don't always follow the proper rules of usage. I'm a rebel like that.