Gender	Female
Occupation	SAHM
Location	Illinois, United States
Introduction	I'm painfully shy and a touch moody. I don't sleep well and I like to btch. I mother. I wife. I used to work and am now discovering the joys of SAH-motherhood. And no one told me about the vomit or the sht when I got preggers. But I can be consoled with chocolate, a good book, and daffodils.
Interests	Hanging with my tots, spending time with my hubby and my girls, reading.
Favorite movies	Road House, Cool Hand Luke, Dirty Dancing, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Wanted, The Dark Knight
Favorite music	I listen to anything that makes me dance, preferably to hip-hop and R&B. But it all depends on my mood. In my car, I like to scream angry chic music.
Favorite books	Desert Flower, Water for Elephants, The Prey Series by John Sandford, The Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by Tucker Max

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

I don't care what my milkshake feels as long as it's chocolate.