Gender	Male
Location	City of Bath, United Kingdom
Introduction	A JD Salinger for the 21st Century, only without the talent or the reclusiveness. I'm also not dead.
Interests	I don't see the point.
Favorite movies	Comedy. History. Biopic. The 1970's.
Favorite music	Imagine you had 'Girl from Ipanema' on a constant repeat loop in your head. Not a good version of it. Not something jazzy and upbeat with a vocal. More like a vague, background, plinky-plonky xylophone-type version that you might hear in a lift. That's my life.
Favorite books	Old ones that smell musty.

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

Never mind what shape it is - I'm not even sure it exists.