Sam Clemens

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Gender MALE
Location Bloomington, Illinois, United States
Introduction Sam Clemens was part of a secret government experiment that would resurrected classic writers into high-grade human weapons in order to fight the evil and tyranny of the free world, but has since escaped and is still at large, sometimes using the code-name Brent. Consider him full of meat and if encountered do not provoke him or mention the steamboats of old. He also likes editing and producing content for websites and online journals. This has resulted in a dangerous tendency to start one project before he ever finishes another. The savage beast can be soothed, if necessary, with Xbox 360 games, funny comics, full frontal nudity, pizza, good music, zombie movies, and blowjobs. Preferably all at once. Do not open towards face. Store in airtight container when not in use.