lizrooney

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Gender Female
Location Kennesaw, GA, United States
Introduction Hi, I'm Liz, lover of all egg creations. I don't mind piles of laundry but I must clean every pan and spatula in the sink immediately, even if my meal is getting cold. I live in the South with my Northern soul aching for both scrapple and barbeque simultaneously. I text incessantly, but am proud to say that I never abbreviate any words while doing it. Instead, I only abbreviate words while talking. I pretend that I know everything about everything while I'm arguing, and nothing about anything five minutes later while apologizing. I'm predictable, habitual, loving and giving. I'll cook you a meal, bake you a cake, mop your floors and darn all your socks, but if you cut me off while driving, you'd better have hyperjets on that minivan of yours, because that's when my Philly really comes out.