Gender	Male
Occupation	Stockboy/cashier/gofer.
Location	Alberta, Canada
Introduction	I am a aspiring musician, poet, songwriter, and stockboy.(the last one was a joke) I am both cynical, and cheerful. Yeah figure that one out. I am a practicing agnostic, and founder of the First Disputable Church of the Question Mark. I believe this life is all we get for certain, and anything else is simply being greedy. I dislike country music and mushrooms. I tend to laugh a lot, sometimes for no reason anyone can see. Music and poetry are my two loves in life, and my major means of prayer to whatever mildly divine being might be listening. As a profession, secondary, and necessary to my poetry and songwriting, I notice things.
Interests	Writing, music, songwriting, piano, ballroom dance, natural medicine, comedy, slacking, turtles, skeletons, anything bizarre and disturbing, causing confusion, theology, reading, pie, Michelle Pfiefer, science fiction, randomness, five.
Favorite movies	The Matrix, Stranger Than Fiction, Thank you for Smoking, Casablanca, Anything with Boris Karloff, The Mask, Yes Man, The Bucket List, Edward Scissorhands, 9,Twelve Angry Men, School of Rock, Stomp, Dead Poet Society, Hellboy, Constantine, Freedom Writers, Sherlock Holmes, WALL.E, Burn After Reading.
Favorite music	Foo Fighters, Thornley, Ben Folds, My Chemical Romance, Jamie Cullum, The Features, Stephen Fearing, Fallout boy, The Gothic Archies, Green Day, Franz Ferdinand, Nat King Cole, Michael Franti, Bob Marley, Disturbed, Five For Fighting, K'naan, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, The Magnetic Fields, The Offspring, Nickelback, One Second 2 Late, Our Lady Peace, Panic! at the Disco, Owl City, The Raconteurs, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sam Roberts, Big Wreck, Soundgarden, Bob Dylan, Mayday Parade, Sting, The Who, Leonard Cohen, Kraftwerk, Amon Amarth, Our Lady Peace, Oasis.
Favorite books	Looking For Alaska, Small Gods, Going Postal, Anansi Boys, Zen and the art of faking it, Atlas Shrugged, the Bourne Identity/supremacy/ultimatum, House of the Scorpion.

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

My trusty Pocket Collapsible Digital Flamethrower, with luminescent keys.