MURPHY

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Gender Female
Industry Publishing
Occupation Freelance writer
Location Kentucky, United States
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Introduction Token girly-girl, I am not. Well, I like writing, culture, anime, video games, my friends, interesting books, unique art, strange and eccentric people, and lots of different kinds of music: some metal, techno, and classical, to name a few. I'm pretty open-minded, though shy, so sometimes, anything goes. I consider myself a dark-humorist, so all that morbid crap cracks me up. I am actually optimistic, but...incredibly jaded at the same time. Not much can shock or surprise me anymore, and behavior is fairly easy to predict. Which is why regular people bore me. To death. No really, I don't know how many times I've had to be resurrected. Put plainly for those of you trying to look for a "significant other", which I am not interested in, I'm a purely agnostic, pro-abortion, sarcastic, discordian dark-humorist. I don't care about your Christian propaganda, or your new baby. Get bent. STATS: pirate, ninja, samurai, college grad, and indian chief. I've just graduated college, and I'm looking to be something. Majored in sarcasm, minored in smart-assery. But I'm still friendly! By sarcasm, I meant literature. Somebody hire my dumb ass, dammit.
Interests Literature, reading, video games, culture, alternative fashions, Japanese animation, drawing, various musical styles, sarcasm, dark humor, polytheistic religions, composition, weaponry...
Favorite Movies The Devil's Advocate, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Old Boy, Lost In Translation, Thank You For Smoking, Legend of the Black Scorpian, Hero, The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Wayne's World, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Amelie, Sailor Moon R, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sin-City, There Will Be Blood, Jacob's Ladder, Death-Proof, Silent Hill, Big Fish, What Dreams May Come, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro...
Favorite Music System of a Down, Muse, Deftones, Devotchka, Daft Punk, Man Man, Rasputina, Goldfrapp, Flogging Molly, Tom Waits, Portishead, Bjork, Malice Mizer, Aphex Twin, Nobuo Uematsu, Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Orbital, Prodigy, Felix Da Housecat, Metallica, Eisley, Freezepop, Messer Chups, Iron and Wine, Edith Piaf, Gorillaz, Johnathan Coulton, The Killers, The Kronos Quartet, The String Quartet Tribute, The Mars Volta, Oucho Sparks, The Decemberists, TV On The Radio, Patrick Wolf, MSI, SEATBLETS, Yasushii Ishii, Puscifer, The Postal Service, Foxy Shazam!, and UNKLE, to name a few, hee hee.
Favorite Books Most things by: Haruki Murakami, the Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton, Rita Mae's Sneaky Pie Brown series, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, Charles Bukowski, and Anne Rice every now and then. Getting into Michio Kaku, and Piers Antony.

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