Gender	Female
Occupation	Writer & mom
Location	Midwest, United States
Introduction	* Midwestern Girl * full time mom * part time writer * married to an amazing man who still laughs at my sick and often times twisted sense of humor. * a mermaid at heart * vegan-chick & food snob * 100% NON-alcoholic by volume - but 40% Irish * a mac geek * a sci-fi nerd & space freak * secretly ninja trained * supporter of elf ears * mensa challenged * taker of lots of photos * seeker of peace in my life
Interests	Traveling all over America - in my car - with my amazing kid, photography, writing, blowing bubbles, music, fashion, quotes, drawing, writing poetry, doing nice things for others, meeting new people from all over the world.
Favorite movies	Never been kissed, Runaway bride, How to lose a guy in 10 days, Transformers, Thor, Avengers, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Hands across the table, anything old and black and white, and too many to name.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

"If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?" - i wouldn't, I'd laugh! Even pirates have to laugh once in awhile. :o)