Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Master of Projection, God of Independent Theater
Location	D-Tron, Colorado, United States
Introduction	I once punched a child in the throat because it wouldn't stop crying. Since then I have been incarcerated and used by an inmate named 'Bulldog' as a penis sheath.
Interests	Metal
Favorite movies	Point Break, Stick It

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Shit my pants. Constantly.