Taylor Richardson
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Marketing |
| Occupation | Coordinator |
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
| Introduction | oh, what a mess |
| Interests | crochet, knit, yarn, pretty things |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thank you so much, Aunt ___! This is probably the sweetest cock a family member will ever give me. Scratch that, re-write. Dear Aunt ____, words can't express how much I adore maple syrup. Now I have a large, proud rooster to keep it in. I can't wait to explain this to my future ex-husband. Love you.