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Industry Arts
Occupation Freelancer
Location Petaluma, CA, United States
Introduction Artist, Illustrator, Writer, Set Designer, and Licensed Zombie Hunter.
Interests Dark humor, shiny objects, things that go "ding", bubble wrap, awkward moments, mysterious stains, cats, consulting the thesaurus, green tea, inappropriate humor, tearing along perforated edges, rainbow sprinkles
Favorite Movies Contact, Citizen Ruth, Fight Club, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Sideways, Dodgeball, Persepolis, Pan's Labyrinth, Juno, Swept From The Sea, Bridesmaids, Girl Interrupted, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Death to Smoochy, The Cider House Rules, Frida, Boogie Nights, Silence of the Lambs, Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
Favorite Music I really don't know enough about music to tell you what my favorites are. I like pretty much all kinds except rap and country.
Favorite Books Ishmael, Bird By Bird, The Ordinary Princess, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Animal Farm, American Gods

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I would scare it off with my gruesome visage.