Becky

My blogs

Gender	Female
Occupation	Freelance writer and marketing consultant
Location	South Carolina, United States
Introduction	Mother of two boys (expecting a third child in 2016), wife to Jonathan, daughter of Steve and Judy, sister, friend, unsweet-tea-and-cranberry enthusiast, Scarlett O'Hara Apologist, wannabe food photographer, an angry girl in the gym and a sleepy girl on the couch. I write about 15% of the thoughts that float into my head. "I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it" -Flannery O'Connor

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Belt? You snuggle up and take a nap in a sweater like that. Eff a belt.