Gender	Male
Industry	Law Enforcement or Security
Location	Richmond, Virginia, United States
Introduction	Your typical gamer/novice artist/government employee/civil servant. I enjoy ranting about video games almost as much as I love playing them.
Interests	My cats, City of Heroes, CoH, Guild Wars, GW, MMOs, Disgaea, Counter Strike: Source, CS:S, Counter Strike: 2D, Counter Strike, CS, Far Cry, FPS, Guilty Gear XX, Garou: Mark of the Wolves, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, 2D Fighters, Fighting Games, Diablo 2, Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction, Video Games, Games, Gaming, Powergaming, Metagaming, PvP, PvX, Powerpuff Girls, Venture Bros., cartoons, animation, anime, manga, zombie, zombies, zombie apocolypse, ninja, ninjas, lots of ninjas, kongregate.com, movies, cooking, cats, animals, odd music, arguing, Patrick Warburton, Gordon Ramsay, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons & Dragons Online, DDO, Pen & Paper RPGs, Table Top RPGs, drawing, youtube
Favorite movies	Snatch, Aliens, Starship Troopers, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, The Incredibles
Favorite music	Disturbed, System of a Down, Vanessa Mae, Cruxshadows, Burning Airlines, Kompressor, Electric 6, hawt techno
Favorite books	Starship Troopers, The Dark Tower series by Stephen King

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Strum the bowstring and claim to be a bassist.